Britney Spears, Oscar Winner.

Britney Spears has recently been offered a new role in “The Yellow Star of Sophia Eton.” If Britney accepts the role, she will play the main character, Sophia LaMont. Sophia creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp. They fall in love and attempt to travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married, but then they both get killed by Nazis.

Why will she win? Because movies with Nazis and retards always win Oscars.